If there ain't proper signage, get rid of the fineage.
On Monday, I went to King County Superior Court to face Dick's in a brutal impound contest hearing. I came prepared with slick documents like the map pictured above and many pictures. I also studied the law pertaining to impounds very carefully (I hope none of you ever have to read any section of the Revised Code of Washington, or RCW).
During that hearing I witnessed the birth of one of the greatest legal minds in recent history. I'm speaking of course of myself. I put the late Johnny Cochran to shame with my use of flashy rhymes like the one in the title, and had the Dick's people swimming in the vast sea of legalese and bulletproof arguments I was spewing at them.
The judge had no choice but to find the impound improper and awarded me my $250 back. Thank to those of you who had to take me to the impound lot that night. After Michael Jackson went free I doubted my chances in court, but this time justice prevailed.
posted by Andy Nelson at 1:51 AM
4 Comments:
YAY! So when do they give you the cash? Did they cut you a check that day?
7:39 AM
Andy- First of all, thanks for the new post. Obviously K-Tor and I need some work-time reading material!
I am SO glad you took Dick's to court and WON! You have inspired me (and all your other readers) to fight unnessesary tows all across America.
- Christy
8:59 AM
k tor-
I didn't get paid yet. I don't know how they plan on paying me, but I do know that they only have a month to do it. Hopefully a check will be in the mail any day.
12:52 PM
Does this mean I can't enjoy my favorite cheeseburgers anymore?
5:37 PM
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